NEW EDIT: as a result of obvious events occuring, i have but used a restart scroll and the entire story shall now restart on page 9 after my post...

banned things = any doom games, halo 2, invincibility, any images that are not smiles... i will make an exception if the image is not bigger than 450x450 pixels... of course anything slightly bigger could be aloud, also, no bulk image posting!! do not post 4+ images in one post...

lil story...

the fight of the forums is here, everything has become once more silent and peaceful... until some unknown crypters had appeared, they seek the ultimate forum power, thus they are now fighting like total morons! the land they fight on is known as "the land of crypt" and thus they now begin to fight...

as an extra, you can now use this little list of things to help explain about your character...

CODE

name:
style:
source of energy:
apparel:
faction:
origin:
other:

heres mine...

name: Kolion or Van
style: Necromancy/Necromancer
source of energy: The undead/dead/power of darkness/power of balance
apparel: think of a robe that is black with a red outlining, it goes down to me feet, wears black pants, a blackish shirt, with a red unzipped jacket and wears a hood, has some black gloves on and wears black boots...
faction: Darkness
origin: unknown, thought to have been born in the forsaken lands
other: is rather an odd person, loves the colors black and red, and will do "anything" he so wishes...

you may now continue with posting...

EDIT: a quick tip, so that some of you guys who take a while to type up a post... during this while some other posts might have occurred, so it is helpful to click preview post before you actually post, this will also make any new posts appear at the bottom of the posting box... thus you can change your post around before you actually post it...

alright, its pretty much a forum fight where you can do anything, say someone challenges you to a fight, be as cheap as you can

as for me, i will be the lone necromancer

you can do whatever you want, stand there and watch, sit down and eat popcorn, although try and put some thought into your actions, i don't need this thread having unecesary posts of people just comign in and eating popcorn while watching others fight so that they can get the post counts up...

anyways, as for that i couldn't think if this could be considered spam to the moddies so uhh i really want this to stay open though, i remember back in my clan forums when we had this, so much fun and not many people spammed it up... well your the guys in charge and all... is it alright if i can ask for this to be closed if it does appear to be getting to spammyish...

also flaming can be aloud as long as it doesnt intend to actually hurt the persons feeligns irl, more like flaming against there actions like someone sends a nuke off towards the sun, you can flame them on how dumb it was to do that

as for me... call me kolion here please... or van

*sits on a wooden stump twindling my thumbs waiting for someone to come join this topic*

*yawns*

*gets bored after 5 seconds and summons an army of dead flies to buzz around that movie the reaping and ruin it*

"mwuhaha i shall ruin yet another cool looking movie!!!"

There he is; the Mighty Kolion, quietly twiddling his thumbs, sitting on his bizarre wooden stump, (which looks remarkably like Heather's leg!!).

I softly approach, stealthy careful steps, a large frozen Giraffe leg clutched in my hands.....

Almost close enough to pound his skull and force his pensive brains into a small elongated puddle of mush...

*POP*

Arrrghhh.....Foiled by a carefully laid trap of discarded popcorn....


Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I live to fight another day my friend. Beware the almighty power of Sir Squork and his rancid giraffe parts....

I fly in on a dog that cant fly, therefore I fall quickly onto the ground where I squash any bystanders. Luckily, they get a free tele to Lumbridge.

looks at you all oddly.

"wow... a giraffe man... was gonna bash me over the head.. good thing i can, never mind..."

summons a zombie servant.

"go fetch me the idiot that tried to fly on a dog please "

ahh... darnit he ran away...

summons a dead assassin.

this should be a good show... *grabs some popcorn sits back and watches on ppv (payperview) the movie of zeton9's assassination*

i hope we get to see some head shots

Goggles at zombie and then proceeds to throw the dazed dog at it that opens its mouth and imedietly eats the dog. I then notice that the zombie is a cardboard cutout so I send animated scissors after it.

*Slaps Kol with a herring*

*Runs away*

owf!

wth? oh hellz no... *summons grim reaper* thats it man... go reap him!!

2 seconds later, i see animated scissors coming at me.

*summons animated rocks* HAHA rock beats scissors

~Summons the power of scientific talk...~

The remains of the cardboard clinging to the scissors touch the rock, therefore making a chemical reaction in the granite, that causes a psionic reaction in the body of both Kolion and Kakrida. The letter K in both their names are then mutated into the letter C.

While the events in the previous post were occurring, I was hiding in the bushes, waiting for my chance to destroy the mighty Kolion, using the very stump he was sitting on.

I spot a known adventurer, by the name of Sir Squork, the lean slaying machine. The story of his giraffe parts is odd, but that is another story altogether, some other time perhaps.

Anyway, I thought I might take my luck on with him... He seems rather wealthy, perhaps more so than the infamous Kolion...

I followed him to the docks nearby, and spotted his trusty pedalo. Unfortunately for me, it was the latest model, the something or rather 3000, very fast. Quickly, I spotted an unattended row boat.

Sneakily I slipped into their, utilizing my level 1 Agility, along with my glorious level 1 Theiving, to steal the boat, oars and all.

There he was, steadily vanishing into the distant, feet powering the unique pedalo to great speeds.
I hastily picked up my oars and started to follow Sir Squork to his Island Manor.

Many a minute later, Sir Squork ascended the stairs from the dock up the sheer cliff to his spacious estate on Crandor. You see, he slayed all monsters on this island and constructed his Manor here, after getting rid of his old boat wreck that he was on all those moons ago... Back on track, sorry about that.

And so, as I crept into his manor after him, I saw an open door with a light coming out of it...

I am now inside the door, with the knight himself reclining in his Throne, watching the game. I pull out my garote, sneakily approaching him from behind. I put my arms up to clear the Throne of Doom.


*POP*

Curses, a stray bowl of popcorn is underfoot. Can't Knights be organized and put their stupid popcorn in the kitchen when they are done?!

RUN!

As I am at the door, Sir Squork, interrupted from his box, turns swiftly and pulls out his magical bow, and snaps two Rune Arrows in my direction. Fortunately, he isn't 99 Range yet, and the arrows waver under their own wind they create from the speed at which they fly and slam into the doorknob, sending them ripping into various monster heads hung on the wall.

Phew, I'm safe. Perhaps I'll go and see if Kolion is still at his tree stump, he may be an easier kill than the mighty Sir Squork....


EDIT: Just noticed that while I was typing this up + having dinner, many a post have succeeded my own. I hope you will forgive me in not typing up a new one for Zeton9, as I don't really want to type up something as long as that all over again!

Rowmac lols at the funny scientific effects of Zeton.

Then he summons his great white horse, orders it to go to kfc and pick up a large chickens and chips, and get back here quickly.

As the horse gallopes away with large graceful strides, the ground succumbing to the powerful and well worn yet shiningly beautiful hooves of the majestic beast, Rowmac sits down behind a tall gnome plant to enjoy the show.


H2

While i had put a decoy that talked scientific speak near the stump, the REAL me had been hiding a few bushes over. I then noticed Sywhatshisname jumping into a rowboat. I call my trusty dog that SWIMS and i ride him to Crandor. As i tie my dog to the dock, i see Sywhatname jump into the water and swim away, utilizing his 1 agility.
Squork then comes out, sees me and runs to attack me, bronze dagger in hand. I shudder, and then tell my BURROWING dog to attack. The dog is then is thrown back into me, where we land right back by the stump.

steals kol's scarab gun combines it with the bfg and blows him up along with the rest of the world (not including me)
everyone appears at lumbridge with nothing I lure them all to the wildy and kill em all one by one.

only survivor from the destruction of the world!!!! (A.K.A. elmzran) *summons Tztok-jad from tzhaar* (did that place get destroyed?)*talking to tztok-jad* Destroy sonic718!!!!!! (i am not too humorous)

think again cuz that place did get destroyed anyway put an unbreakable crystal dome around myself for defence

ok well.......... were doomed. If the worlds been blown up, were doomed. Or, maybe we could put an unbreakable police line over the ditch at the wildy and you couldnt PK people anymore. Ok, then i summon the ghost of tztok jad and he gos through your unbreakable sheild and destroys you! Muhahahahahahah! OH NO, im
being chased by multiple evil chickens!!! AHHHHH evil chickens: bwuk bwuk Flee from me elmzran! bwuk. Me:Arggh!

eats the evil chickens

comes back ad lumby with nothing but his strength goes to wildy and delivers kicks in the (you know what) so hard that they die and give me their stuff.
uses new stuff to kill elmzran

What? ok, now the evil chickens are under my control! I send them after sonic 718, but he defeats them and...
and... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO "oh dear you have died"

laughs at ^
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respawns on my nonexistent stump, i go forth and summon a time reaper who rewinds time all the way to right before sonic took my scarab gun.

i blast sonic with my scarab gun at mid range, the blast hits myself and i fly into another tree.

i then summon a nurse and a tztok-jad to do my biding, i tell the nurse to heal tztok-jad if he is hurt and if she is injured to use her magic to summon 100 more nurses.

i tell tztok-jad to go murder sonic and his annoyingly weak bfg.

i summon 5 more nurses, tell them to attend to my wounds.

i then summon a second me as a replacement and tell him to go sit on the stump.

i summon an army of 10k fists in the air and tell them all to punch anyone who gets near me, then i summon a huge bloodthirster (dawn of war yo, like a greater demon but 100x stronger), summon his axe as well, then i tell him to go wreak havoc over those pesky popcorn making companies, i watch telepathically as all the popcorn is engulfed by my bloodthirsters blood thirsty appetite and as my plan starts to unravel.

lastly i summon a blood god and give my prayers to him that if sonic's dumb bfg does destroy my tztok-jad, that he could please go suck the blood from sonic and make him into one of his minions of bloody doom.

i now sit back and wait for sir squork to reappear... and i now change my name to van for the evil doings of zeton have ruined my other name, and then i go into my scientific talk.

the effects of the cardboard effects doing the effect of changing my name form kolion to colion is unacceptable, i will use the magical atoms and properties of my amazing magical powers to demoleculiarize the scissors that have done such an evil doing, i will then summon up enough sand that is alive and will make it use its scientifically awsome abilities to ruin zeton's scientifically dumb abilities.

all the while i summon a giant water dragon to go take care of anyone on that ocean everyone seems to travel through to crandor island. which reminds me i have to send a huge boulder flying into that manor...

summons up another 10k fists in the air and sends them all to the manor on crandor

sits back as he is being healed and watches innocently at the chaos that is about to happen.

Elmzran has ran out of his evil chicken army, but he gets a new one! with 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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evil chickens!!!! i send them after kols army and prepare to watch the fight with popcorn from the popcorn company!!!!

I am all powerfull i defeat all of you attacks and come in in a huge cloud of debris with the prince of persia's chain whip a take the whip and put it in my bfg your so scared you drop your scarab gun and I take it and combine it with my superweapon I take the dmg from quake 4 and combine it I summon the cyberdemon the hell guardian the sabouath from doom 3 and every k styler in guns I steal every atom bomb in the world. every single weapon i can find. can combine it with the superweapon i merge my k style solders and my doom 3 monsters and give them the weapon and simply say "attack kol" and the "no brainer on who's going to win" battle begins

bye world and evil chickens. hold on. i summom even more evil chickens! HAHAHAHAH! (too much zeros to include on this forum) I send them in with blood runes and full dragon armor!!!

I SAID i'M ATTACKING KOL NOT U
ur chickens get angry and beat the hell out of each other

Darn, just when i was abut to conquer the world.
(at least there drops are nice ) important(i will be back at 6:00 central time)

*gasp*

quickly summons immortality scroll and reads it, then i burn it!

murhaha!! i am immortal fool... i will now kill you with my bare hands *gets a demonic sounding voice*

lunges at sonic and jumps on top of him... takes sonics mega uber gun and then sits on sonic, starts to mega uber gun whip sonic (lol mega uber gun is also a MUG) until his face is all black and blue and partly bloody.

gosh darnit!! do you give up now you annoying pesk!! can't my darn army of fists do anything!!

wait... i look behind me and see the uberatical monster that sonic made, i quickly use sonic as a shield and insult the uberatical monster so that he fires at me even though sonic is in the way, also i am still immortal

~Van

takes all the animies he loves and sets them on my side attack kol i say
kol dissapears in a cloud of animie hearts?

reclaims muh M.U.G

ohh.. your good...

summons up the ultimate anime (i will not make a name...)

and tells that anime to tell all the other animes to go back to the anime dimension but leave open a portal for me and spartan-kun

i quickly summon lightning that zaps ur MUG and makes it blow up into molecular molecules (?)

summons a giant hand and tells it to crush sonic

sonic is too fast u know nothing of animies lol
gets all chaos emeralds turns to the emortal supersonic and baffles kol with his speed destroys the ultimate animie and you cant destroy the chaos emeralds till u get past knuckles

you did not... no... NOOO!!!! IM GONNA MURDER YOU!!!!

summons up the devil, ORDERS the devil to torcher knuckles for eternity in hell, it happens immediatly...

summons up nano germs and makes them destroy the properties of the chaos emeralds making them but normal emeralds, this in turn makes you normal again.

i swear to god... you are going to die...

i pull out a huge powerful sword that has a tainted dark purple glow of destruction... i am going to freakin murder you...

i brace myself for the battle between the despised sonic and van...

i then realize i am a necromancer, thus i summon up the ultimate anime again...

smirks hah!

you forgot about the master emerald Mr. aminie expert! turns to supersonic again
whatever you do you cant destroy the master emerald cuz it can only be destroyed by my hate, u can force me to hate

I teach grammar.

walks up to the master emerald...

PUNCHES IT REALLY HARD.

it shatters into 100k million pieces (pretty much it is dust now...) of which my nano germs quickly eat up...

and it is spelled "anime" *eye twitches*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is me, elmzran, back with my mighty evil chicken army!!! I shall kill kol, sonic 718, and the guy who teaches grammar!!!!! Then i open dimensional portals connecting to other worlds of runescape! then millions of evil chickens flood through the portals to destroy all opposition! kol, sonic 718 ---> me ---.

i kick the crap out of the nanogerms and put the master emerald back together and saves knuckles from the devil
kol, i know i suck at spelling I laugh at elmzran rebuild the M.U.G and roasts his chickens and uses them for health while fighting

summons time reaper and rewinds time back to before you did anything to the nano germs...

hmm, whad'ya do sonic? ohh nothing? good... rebuilds your MUG and blasts you with it...

then summons hell flames and roasts all of your evil chickens...

*irritation*

Foiled again! *thinking of unfryable chickens*hmmmmm.... Thats it! I will combine the genes of an cooked chicken with an evil chicken so you cant fry it again, and even if you did, it would be burnt, but it would still be living! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

uses my knowlege of ummm blackholes and stuff takes a blackhole generator from heli attack and rebuilds the M.U.G and adds the blackhole generator to the M.U.G
duh blasts kol

My evil chickens attack with laser snipers and destroys sonic 718s weapons!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! (do they have an evil chicken smiley?)

the M.U.G is made of titaniam covered in glass which reflects the laser and once again roasts the chicken

rewinds time to before sonic uses the MUG combined with the black hole generater...

i launch the black hole generator into a black hole...

steals your MUG and puts that into a demonic portal... yes a demonic portal as in if you were to enter it, you would be disqualified from this fight....

summons 10k butcher knives in the air and sends them to go slaughter some uncookedcooked chickens...

*Walks up and carefully takes the batteries out of the laser blasters
"sorry, gotta barrow these"
*puts batteries in sterio and turns on epic fight music
"ok, lets play"
*whips out.... whip and begins slashing toward the ground with it, tying up elmzran and kol
*then calls in blue dragon and toasts the chickens
"mmmm, BBQ.... ok your turn" Launches Fire Wave at elmzran and Flam of Zammorak at kol just as the dragon does the same
Eat up

gives saphira partial necromancery powers cause she is cool like that O.o...

team please saphira??

even though you tried to burn me with weak unholy flames and tied me up with sonic "it"

"o and i tihnk you dropped these" *telepathicly throws the knives back at kol whos laying on the ground in pain Kol: "mommy "
thnx for the powers though

you ever hear the phrase calm before the storm?

sonic718 remains calm as kol and the others fight he doesnt bother going back after the M.U.G because he hates typing it. and then suddenly he turns into the almighty cyberdemon!!!! who shoots demonic flames into the sky he can only be effected by the sould cube which is in his very hands the soul cube can destroy anything!!! he desroys kol and the chickens with it



edit: just heard kol ask saphira to team up, i say dont do it he'll betray you and kiiiiil yoooooooooou

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! when well my chickens and me stop being barbecued!!!!
Theres no way to end this except to create space and time portals that warp you to another dimension!!!
(More evil chickens also come out of the portals) There is no stop to me now! (hands evil chickens full dragon with anti roasting spray) FIGHT!!!!! KILL ALL OPPOSITION!!!!!!

I survived
used powers to bring Kol and the remaining chickens back"undead chickens, undead......kol, ATTACK! eat his brains!"

i burn up the anti roasting spray before it drys and once again roast your chickens yum yum

summons myself from the spirit world...

you moron... you actually thought that would work...

bah saphira is still cool... she is probably the only one here who can rival my abilities

summons up an hell hole around sonic and he falls in...

have fun in hell...

u know nothing of doom 3 hell is the cyberdemons souce of powaaah!!


comes out looking even more powerfull, says thx kol and kills him

Hey sonic, can we team up against any opposition?plz? My evil chickens and your cyber demons go together.