rules are simple give bad advice



example:attack a black dragon with a bronze dagger



to start off, eat a lobby when u lose only 1hp

buy a dds at lvl 4

ask a cyberchick for her wieght.

Ask a Player Mod if they hate them selfs in side

Invite several RC mods into a chatroom and try and cyber with them

Seduce Otter.

Get a life.

wow xemaul, that burns.


Go pking with a full phat set on you, at lvl 78.

Eat McDonald's 3 times a day for 30 days then tell people how bad it is for you when your health starts failing. *cough*

Stare down ... when they might see you.

oh sure now you warn me....
walk into a crowded bank and say "Zezimas outside!"
(you will be trampled....)

Take out more loans to pay off existing ones .

After what's happened in the past half hour, getting a life seems like bad advice to some people.

Go dry off your dog by putting it in the microwave.

Attach a nuke to a car loaded with fuel and drive it into a nuclear power plant.

From what I've learned, that would only blow up the car and not the bomb.

Anyway, bad advice:

Shave a certain spot then throw it out the window above the kitchen.

Make an inflatable dart board.

Suicide

tell a woman that knows karate has a M16 on her back and knows how to use it "shes fat"

slight double post there mate

poke a pitbull with a stick...

Go up to your mother and tell her that she is a fat <Insert curse word here> and that you never loved her, that she was a horrible mother and you are moveing out.

Or

Put dead fish in your swim suit and go swim in the ocean.

Edit: Nice catch Dragon.

Cut yourself in the ocean while being surrounded by sharks

Run around in circles and like jump in circles out your window into a pit of spikes, call 911 and say your pie is burnt, and make sure there all like "oh we gotta to that guy's house. SO they like zoom zoom there in there ferrari thing and they zoom zoom your pie back to the hospital but your pie got to crisp and the 911 people like failed.

1. [Someone stole my tip]
2. [Someone burned my tip]
3. *presses backspace*
4. [Runecrypt mod blocked my tip]
5. [Nah, never felt like typing a tip]

GET CONSTAPATED !!!

tell your girlfriend shes fat and ugly....



(i would never do that tbh)




eat dry ice xDD



lick a black widow



tell ur friend when u eat lemons and drink milk, and u throw up and get a stomach ache, you'll get a gf in 2 days

Toss your TV and Nintendo 64 ( If you have one ) Out a 2 story window.
Flush your game cartridges down the toilet.
Go to an oil power plant with a lighter .

real life: go inside a police station and say that you have a bomb

runescape: keep repeating "I am using a bot to tell you not to use bots"

Wear a big floppy hat, run into a supermarket and shout PINEAPPLES!

If you see yellow snow on the ground, you should eat it.

Call the police and set the phone on fire.
(even though i don't know if they'll hear anything.)

Jump off the CN Tower aka. the tallest free-standing tower in the world

Spam a governmental forum.............. .

start smoking



epic pwn

didn't that hapen in american pie 3?

take away Rocof's pie.

Wear a top hat to a gun fight.

1. Take a knife.
2. Go to Bloodthirs house.
3. Kill Bloodthir.
4. ????????
5. Profit!

Kick Kal in the shins and run away.

Play RuneScape.

ask me to cook the dinner. You will not be the first to go spend the holidays on hospital

Go to the barn and sleep on a giant pile of Manure?

Go into a soft cloth car wash while driving a Convertible Car?

Go make your cat chase its tail 24/7?

Go and try to balance on a 10 feet tall stilts at an outdoor rock concert?


Aagh! Too much ideas it's BURNING!

Wear a pink skirt irl.

The topic's called 'Give Bad Advice'

Erm...

Strip in a public place.

run around naked screaming "I have issues!"

1.strap your self to a nuke and set it off

2.duel zezima at lvl 3 and stake 5phats and 3 blue masks

3.drink yellow stuff that somewhat looked like lemonaide that u found in the toilet


4.tease monkeys in a unlocked cage while u show them bannanas

eat the glossy snow

you kill hundereds of people in front of the police, you want as much jail time as possible

Have 'relations' with someone in your family.

That's pretty bad if I do say so myself.

decipher what the whales are saying and the 2 years later you find out it was the door behind you making the noise

Pour gas around you, then light a match and drop it.