Meaningless Massacres Over Meaningless Stuff... aka King of the Hill

The rules are simple. There is a hill. It is indestructible, unchangeable in any way, and immobile/immovable.

You must kill or neutralize everyone on the hill so that you are the only person on the hill.

Carnage!


I take the hill. I sit on it.

Um......since it is invincible, I'll throw an atom bomb from a distance. It''s kill everyone, and the mountain would be unharmed. I would then have it to myself.

Really, what is the point of this?

did you not see the big title's first word

MEANINGLESS

you just want to be the king of the hill, thats all


oh, before I forget, you must have an original idea for each takeover, so you can't use a nuke anymore since Kev used it already

Well, obviously I'm the coolest here, so I'll just beat the crap out of him, take the hill, and then beat the crap out of everyone trying to take it over after me.

i shall present myself as queen of the hill than i kick everyone else off with zaico by my side.



oh and also, thanks for this topic, it made me realise how pointless forum games topic is, and that it should be removed immediatly.

Told you nobody would get me off.

I stand at the base of the hill making loud sexual noises, hoping Zaico and Bliz will be disturbed and move off the hill.

*moves off the hill*

simple, lure them out, trap them, put them in a shark Roncar pit, and i go on the hill

then i sneak on the hill and throw them all out and put in a 50 foot wall and 50 foot ditch around the hill with spikes.

YOU KNOW WHAT? Takes out a Rapid Attacking Peril Entel Gun! GTF0 ^^@1 |-|1|_|_ `/0|_| |V00135!!! (GTFO MY HILL YOU NOOBS)

then i take my fire staff and set the hill on fire then i kill everyone then i take the mountain and make it my own then i set up cannonpults that fling pies and then i make a army of

I light the hill on fire, that burns everyone, also making the hill incinerate into nothingness.

Congratulations, the King of the Hill game is now ruined for everyone.

Close please.

~Weekend Dude~

show guys on hill a pic of a hot girl show girls on hill a pic of hot a hot guy put pics in a space shuttle everyone on the hill runs to the shuttle I launch shuttle to the moon and go on toppa the hill

All polite and such I would walk on the hill, discuss my friendship with the owners then we would have fun setting up shark moats and machine gun base defenses everywhere.

Then I would put up a giant sign that says "Plz f off"

YOU....BROKE....RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You broke the rules...

I break the rules. Everyone dies.

My hill.

Lmao Kal

Ok I get on the hill..Alex spots me and he doesn't kill me, cause I'm his friend. He votes me as leader of the hill and we have a snowball fight

I'm leader of hill and alex is still here, if you kill alex, then your dead too!

~Weekend Dude~

I snipe weekend dude, takes his cooking cape. Now,
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME

I put on my ninja outfit throw a few ninja stars at the people on the hill then I take out my tanto and stab the survivors.then I get on the hill and turn invisible so no one can kill me becuase they cant see me.Mwhuaaaa

taking on my awsome powers from forum fights i turn my arps to spikes and decapitate everyone by shoving one through thier head one through thier spine and pulling!

ill get a minigun and neutralize everyone on the hill. ill just walk unopposed and lay mines in my wake all over the hill.

Goes to makeover mage and turns into Chuck Norris. Walks steadily up the hill and reaches top.
The rest is somewhat violent history.

I mast0rbate on the hill.
Everyone dies.

Ew...puts on Biohazard suit and uses teh mad ninja skillz

doesnt this belong into the Forum Games forum?

Cuts off His Hazmat Suit (in my Jet) and chokes him to death
thus,Cleaning the hill and Lays a 5000000ft wall and Supersonic Missle Silos EVERYWHERE

Get an bull-dozer and push them off and make some walls and get some cannons and loads of cannonballs.
Then wear ghostly robes(so people can't see me)and put those people a white flag in their hands.
Just an idea.

~Gaibo1

I FIREZ A SUPAH LAZAH CAN0NN AND PWN ALL THE N00BZ THAT R ON IT LULZ I WINZ0RZ !!!!!!!!!!!1

Kills Sadath using grammar, and then sets a time bomb. Everyone else has five seconds to get off the hill. This bomb is impossible to be disabled, and has a personality. He is slightly emo, which makes him want to die faster. He shortens it to two seconds. Lewl.

YOU ALL HAVE TWO SECONDS TO GTFO MAI HILL.

Sends in tanks and takes ovah hill

and Sets up Booby traps