Simple concept... name the newsbot!

I have recently joined our community, and will be posting the news for the staff because they are generally too lazy to do it, and when they do post it, it is done poorly However, such a worthy job as mine calls for a more exciting name than "Newsmaster", so I leave it up to you to rename me!

Guidelines:

- I can change gender to fit any name.
- I am definitely up for a *unique* name... any humor is welcome but not necessary!
- I have not decided whether I will pick the final name, or if the community will vote...
- An anagram might be cool, but also could be extremely stupid if done wrong.
- Any sort of name relating to an RC only joke (like an inside joke) might be neat. * Ponders "Ninja-bot"... *
- I'm very kind-hearted... don't suggest any potentially hurtful names.

Deadline for submissions:

I have no idea! Just submit them and when we get a good amount we can decide from there. Let's go with the flow.

Prizes:

None! Well, I'll let you be my master but that doesn't mean anything tbh.

Current suggestions:

Battletoad - Alk
Combat Frog - Alk
Ted - Nick
Bumpi - Nipaw
Awesomeo 3000 - Vipey
MacLeod - Vipey
Ninjasafe - Cmafai
Wolf Blitzer - Cmafai (Never noticed how sick that name is...)
Bender - Nick (Anyone else like futurama?)
The Slave - Rocof
Optimus Prime or Megatron or Grimlock - Cmafai
Craig or C.T. - Bliz
Lulzbot - Alk
Admiral Ackbar - Cmafai
Weeabot - Kille
Trees Jr. - Trees
Mr. Anderson - Trees
John Lennon - Trees
Bruce Wayne - Trees
Robocop - Cmafai
Papa J - Ironman1441
Cookies - Count Sadath
Vice Serstalpo - Row
Postie Pete - Zaico
Macro Mail - Spire
Ovaltine - Falln Nub
Anchorman - Cypress
Bill O'rly - Silver
Postmaster General Che Guevara - Silver
Jack Thompson - Overdoziz
Rasputin the Mad Bot - Raven191
News-ninja - Nick
Ragnar the Nebulizer - Met
Bob Dole - Runescapeking
Fred the australian squirrel - Rocof
Sir Trevor McDonald - Rob
Ron Burgundy - Rob
Mad a-bot the news - Rob
01001110011001010111011101110011011000100110111101110100 - Rob
Tl;dr - Rob
Tron Guy - Overdoziz
Dramatic Chipmunk - Overdoziz
Chocolate Rain - Overdoziz
Butters - Overdoziz
Sneezing Panda - Overdoziz
Starwars Kid - Overdoziz
Rickroll'd - Overdoziz
Crypt Herald - Knukle
Informer - Knukle
Datalord - Knukle
Yorschindellitunk - Knukle
MyCreatorIsLazy - Rocof
The Sexy Newsmaster - Ddsp11
EatYourCheetos - Rampage
Dr. Pepper - Kev
Anchorman Tweak - Ddsp11

Vote Ted in '08!

Battletoad

The Slave

Ninjasafe is the neat !

Craig or C.T.

Most will probably get it

Weeabot.

Trees Jr.
Mr. Anderson
John Lennon
Bruce Wayne

its a crime not to name it Ninjasafe...

Nobody told me you actually put me on the list...

And the name Master Bait Fishes is win

I like newsmaster

happy now?

Nope, why else would he make this topic
Toast should be good.
or Toastbot
or Toastman
or Newstoast
or Craig Toastson

Anchorman

Ovaltine
or
Ninjasafer -> add an r

Macro Mail

Postie Pete.

The Undeniable Optimus Primal is final.

Vice Serstalpo

Meh you work it out.

Cookies.


They edible.

Papa J
or
Craig

Agreed, good sir.

Pepsi.

Can't use Chuck Norris since someone already has that name so I have nothing else. :S

Bill O'rly

or.

Postmaster General Che Guevara

I think we shouldn't call it Tubgirl.

SaifNinja

Ninjabdzkolcraig?

I'm with Rocof

The Slave

LOL at battletoad. all /b/tards report in!

back on topic ummm, call it Runecrypts Super Power Ownage Bot

Rules #1 & #2. You're responsible for that place not having been worth visiting in years.

Anyway, names:
Sir Trevor McDonald
Ron Burgundy
Mad a-bot the news
01001110011001010111011101110011011000100110111101110100 (Lul)
And my personal favourite: Tl;dr

Fred the australian squirrel

Bob Dole

Ragnar the Nebulizer

'nuff said.

News-ninja.

After everyone's favorite member.

Can the member title be "What what in your bot?"

Not everyone likes south park, sadly not everyone will get it Lmao though.

pornbot

Rasputin the Mad Bot

Jack Thompson

Anchorman Tweak

It's either Tweak or Twitch, my volume was low so i couldnt hear his name on South Park

Dr. Pepper

EatYourCheetos

Epic name tbh.

Hugh Japeenor

the sexy newsmaster

Rickroll'd

MyCreatorIsLazy

I second the notion for C.T.!

We could throw some Dane Cook into the mix and name it the "CT 2004"

Not sure if anyone will remember that skit of his, but its about a cement truck

Crypt Herald?

Informer?

Datalord?

Yorschindellitunk? (If you can pronounce it, it actually sounds cool. )

Tron Guy

Dramatic Chipmunk

Chocolate Rain

Butters

Sneezing Panda

Starwars Kid

If you have any urgent last minute entries, PM me.

As for now, I am making a finalized list and setting up a poll.

_Closed