For many ages the Order of Cabbage has maintained guardianship over the green leafy vegetables known as cabbages. Sowing the seeds and harvesting the green heads with the utmost care and dedication. With much hard work and determination, the Order of Cabbage is finally closing in on its latest benchmark.
That's right, after four great years of fun and fellowship, the crazy cabbage cult you all know and love is just 200k away from not one, not two, not three, but FOUR million cabbages!
Dude! That’s a lot of cabbage!
But not everyone is ready to accept this new era of cabbagey goodness. With donations limited to ~400 each and recent skirmishes with foreign pie invaders, the cabbagey cult has suffered many casualties. Even worse, it seems that the OoC’s ancient enemies have used this confusion to their advantage. Although the OoC had a crushing victory over the Stew Uprising and the Silver Horde, it seems that the brutish, warmongering potatoes have allied with the clever, but devious onions to form a new alliance: the Potonions! Even now they are currently attacking various farmers across Gielinor and have already conquered the wheat and tomato communities (SoW and DoT).
*Le gasp!*
Using their awesome magicks, the OoC Seers have determined Potonion’s base of operations. (See primary objectives above) The Potonion Alliance has already infested four of Gielinor’s main urban areas and are about to spread their domain! After many long and arduous discussions, the Order of Cabbage has decided that there was only one sure-fire solution to the Potonion infestation.
What is it you ask?
Flush them out with a good ol’ cabbage bombing of course!
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Date: Sunday, June 1st 2008.
Universal Time (UTC/GMT): 6:00 pm
Australian Capital Territory (Summer): 4:00 am (Next day)
Central European Summer Time (+2): 8:00 pm
Western European Summer (UK) Time (+1): 7:00 pm
Eastern Daylight Time (-4): 2:00 pm
Central Daylight Time (-5): 1:00 pm
Mountain Daylight Time (-6): 12:00 pm
Pacific Daylight Time (-7): 11:00 am
Location: The cabbage patch northwest of Draynor Village will be our base of operations.
World (F2P): 7 (OoC world); if full: 117 (OoC back-up world)
Attire: It is recommended that you wear the following cabbage-related gear.
Not only will it double your cabbage picking speed, help you vanquish the Potonions, and increase the fun-factor by thousand-fold, they will also protect you from UV radiation and help stop global warming...* Honest!
*(citation needed)
Bank Essentials: An inventory of logs and a tinderbox in your bank.
Hosts: Main host will be Ignite 168. We will be dividing into teams to cover more ground while bombing. Please listen for instructions.
Note: Event directions will be given on Ignite 168’s clan chat.
Warning: This is a high risk event. You will be fighting against the evil Potonion Alliance using highly volatile cabbage explosives. If you have not attended a cabbage bomb in the past, I advise you to bring a ring of life. (Just in case you get hit by a stray cabbage... even if this is a f2p event...)
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Our Primary Objective will be to seek out each of Potonion’s main base of operations and shut them down using our expert cabbage bombing techniques.
1) We will first gather our troops at the cabbage patch in order to stock up on cabbage. We will head off to Rimmington in order to practice our bombing techniques.
2) We will head back to the patch, refill our inventories, and bomb Faladorand Draynor.
3) Afterwards, we will withdraw our logs and tinderboxes from Draynor bank and rendezvous in front of the potato field northeast of the jail to set the field ablaze.
4) When we are done, head over to Lumbridge’s cabbage patch to refill and await for the bombing of Lumbridge. We will also restock at Lumbridge patch before bombing Varrock.
5) (Warning: Wilderness portion) If you are brave enough to follow, our final target will be the Greater Demon Ruins. Although it isn’t Poatonion territory, demons, especially imps, have been stealing the OoC’s cabbage and chef's hats for many centuries.
When the bombing is finished, we will drop everyone off at the Clan Wars arena, where people are free to do start some games, head back to non-wild, or just log out.
Hope you will join us!
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Bombing Tips
(YouTube) OoC vs. OoB Cabbage Bombs - Thanks to Chaos. 5 minutes of pure cabbage bombing awesomeness. (Excuse the spelling
)- LISTEN to the bombing leaders to know what’s happening
- WAIT for the signal BEFORE bombing
- SPREAD out!
- Join the host’s channel for bombing signal
- Have fun!
- Chimp’s TIF Bombing Guide (Take note of the different bombing techniques and their examples near the end)
Of course, in the end it's not the quality of the bomb that counts, but the amount of fun you have trying to make it as awesome as possible!
Have fun and Kah Bah Gee!
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