Thanks to Cloud (or whoever) for closing my First Forum Fight, I appreciate it.

And I suppose, technically speaking, the winner of the last Forum fight was Zeton9 for being the last person to get in his almightytess, just beware, even though I'm not curses and Rituals anymore, I'm a godness now so, good luck to you all.

Anyways heres the RULES AND EXPLANATIONS



banned things = Invincibility, and cheap rip offs of invincibility.
One Exception, Not including myself, (Creator, so I mean, I get invincibility and Immortality but I'll die every now and then, resurrection is a -----) I'll give some people who can be fair and seem to die alot either temporary Immortality or Temporary Invincibility, all Mods can choose to have these since they can obviously lock this and forever ruin me (Please don't...) Otherwise I'll give some people FFM (Forum fight Mod) Powers, just I dunno let people know if I do so they don;t go crazy. FFM powers include Fate switch (Basically save someone and kill another, can be tricky to use) Immortality giving (give immortallity) Invincibility giving (Give invincibility) and God monitering the battle field (You have slight control of the course of the battle.)
Immortality means you cannot die naturally, you can get blown into smitherins though and forever become a pile of dust.
Invinicibility means you can only die by natural causes, cancer, age, whatever, but you can basically survive an Uber Ultra Death Bomb (UUDB) (resets the battle field)
Being a Godness means you have both Invinicbility and Immortality thus you are in a way impossible to kill or die. (I start off as a god, I'll die here and there though to be fair) Only I can grant Temporary Godness, take note, temporary incase you start abusing it.
Be Fair
Be nice
You can be a watcher or a fighter, just don't interfer if you're a watcher unless you convert to a fighter
No religious ideals if it becomes insulting to others
No flaming like a motha *Beep* unless it was meant to be playful and not harmful to the person irl.

so now then
lil story:

The fight of the forums has returned, everything has become once more silent and peaceful well was, until some unknown crypters had appeared, all evil and good, some were neutral, others were all powerful while some were known for their heroism and others for their darkness and greedy ways. Now they seek the ultimate forum power, the power to Rule the FORUM FIGHT, thus they are now fighting for control! The land they fight on is known as Cryption and thus they now begin to fight, may the best survive and if you so anger the gods of FF, you will know punishment, I suppose.

as an extra, you can now use this little list of things to help explain about your character...


Special Abilities not allowed = Immortality, Invincibility, any cheap rip offs of those two.

For Example, mine would be.

Name: Van Alio Saldo
Style: Supernatural/ All Around
Source of Energy: Balance and Basic Will Power of the Mind (not in a psychic way)
Apparel: Black robes like a monk with cut offs near the knees, shoulder pads with three pertruding prongs to show the Saldo Clan Emblem. Sandals and long baggy black pants.
Faction: Neutral/Darkness/Good (Normal/Renegade/Guardian)
Origin: Pre-Area Zone Beyond the Universe's boundaries.
Other: Part of the Saldo clan, balance Clan, last of his kind, known for aggressive passive behaviours and can have mood swings to compliment his current faction.
Clan (Optional): Saldo Clan (Balance Clan)
Special Abilities: (Vantego (name), Proditor Eye) Eye Ability to copy any faster or stronger attacks or movements, applies changes to Genetics, can copy other abilities including bloodline limits too.
Weapon of Choice: Sword of Aeons, slices through everything including the fabric of space like paper, beware only a Godness can wield this weapon.

FYI, I've been running into trouble for ideas for my book on clan ideas. If your idea is appealing to me I might send you a PM asking to use it in my book, so try to be creative please!

you may now continue with posting...

some of you guys take a while to type up a post... well during this while some other posts might have occurred, so it is helpful to click preview post before you actually post, this will also make any new posts appear at the bottom of the posting box... thus you can change your post around before you actually post it...

alright, its pretty much a forum fight where you can do anything, say someone challenges you to a fight, be cruel and evil, but not diminion of god and everything, give em a chance, don't just like, I dunno strike em down without so much as a your turn to at least try and survive my ultimateness.

you can do whatever you want, stand there and watch, sit down and eat popcorn, although try and put some thought into your actions, i don't need this thread having unecesary posts of people just coming in and eating popcorn while watching others fight, you can, if you're more like a crowd person rather than a fighter, i suppose.

also flaming can be aloud as long as it doesnt intend to actually hurt the persons feelings irl, more like flaming against there actions like someone sends a nuke off towards the sun, you can flame them on how dumb it was to do that.


-Ships sail in letting a crew off onto Cryption, as many settle one man, Van decided to sit under a nice shady tree from the relentless sun, mumbling to himself he now awaits for the action he so waited forever long to start, his blade held by his belt he now sits patiently awaiting what is to come.

(That means BEGIN)

Name: Clam the Cullinaromancer
Style: ranged most of the time. Animating foods to do as told by him.
Source of Energy: food, mostly from broccolli
Apparel: Chef's hat, apron, cleaver
Faction: Serious, but good, though others deny the good
Origin: unknown
Other: doesn't eat as much (rather uses it against foes)
Clan (Optional): none
Special Abilities: animates food (works better on rotten food, but still works)
Weapon of Choice: Animated food most of the time. If no other method his Cleaver

Clam summons a storm of spaghetti and meatballs towards Van.

DUDE AWESOME! Van yelled.
Man, I loved being Italian, come to Papa Mia! He yelled as he let the wave of Speghetti and meatballs overrun him, starting to try and eat himself out all the while enjoying it.

Seeing that Van actually enjoys it, clam stops the storm and instead fires a raw dough cannon which doesn't damage, but rather binds Van to a nearby boulder, then clam charges in.

Aww! No! My Food! -tears through dough by edging my Sword of Aeons through the dough. Come to PapaMai sweet Italian Pasta of Awesomeness! Van runs to the remaining pasta and starts eating again.

As van continued to eat, Clam charges in, and finally makes a first strike with his cleaver.

As Van feels the cleaver pierce through his back he stops eating and looks behind him. Hey, hey, yeah you, Clammy boy, that hurt. Van said and kicking backwards sent clam flying into the same wall he bound Van to earlier. Yeah, that hurt dude. Van said now standing in a small puddle of blood just glaring at Clam waiting for his next move

Clam says: Look behind you

A giant box of noodles sends tentacles of noodles constrict Van in the air

Clam then says: Do not underestimate the wrath of noodles.

He then summons two gelatinous men with giant metal chopsticks for swords...

Clam then says: Say goodbye

The gelatinous warriors prepare for any silly escape attempts

Van instantly disappears and re appears back under his tree.

Yawn... I'm bored, are you seriously the only person who is going to give me any challenge? C'mon, someone else needs to arrive or something. Van says annoyed starring at the ocean waiting for more ships.

Clam does not retaliate, and instead stands still for the next foe to appear...

CODE

Name: Lord Zeton
Style: I use my sword often but I can shoot gold light from my palms.
Source of Energy: The concept of Power and Light.
Apparel: A gold platebody with gilded leather armour underneath.
Faction: Light.
Origin: the universe was created, and there was light and there was dark. light seperated into a spectrum and gold was the most powerful.
Other: I am for the light, but is criminally insane.
Special Abilities: Alcalaria O Sors - Eyes glow gold, a chorus sings, and gold light all but kills anyone.
Weapon of Choice: A golden glowing blade with a star emblazened hilt.

~Rubs hands evily...~
Finally it's back!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


~Blasts Van off his feet and proceeds to shoot gold light at the food, which ceases to exist.~

forces self back to the ground.
Golden freakin light is so annoying!!
I slowly begin to change to my Renegade form as my faction switchs to Darkness and my eyes turn Red.

The Lord of Gold? Light's out. Van says and with his sword slashes towards Zeton as a wave of black fire goes forth about to erase Zeton from existence.

I turn into a globe of gold light and fly behind you, stabbing you with my Golden Sword forcing Van into Guardian form. Then I blast Van through the tree.

I can see you have some differences too. But with light faction comes white Fire.

I stab my sword into the ground sending up a giant barrier of white fire that slowly hardens into a metal that can only be penetrated by a golden light that only Zeton has.
Now I wait in the darkness as I let myself revert back to my normal form.

I leave Van in his cocoon and multiply the one tree into hundreds of redwoods. I build a castle in one.

Damn. Well, now I play the waiting game I guess.

*Lured kol i bet with this post*

So I guess that I sit back and watch him get owned whilst sipping on some 1% milk.

Milk? what about.... HONEY!!!!! ~200 gallons of gold honey is shot at Kev at 770 miles per hour~

Kev doesn't care and vanishes from existance

Ta Ta!

Clam watches Zeton and Van keep battling as he kept nibbling on palm leaves, till he realized, palm leaves can be food. Also there were some nearby coconuts, which Zeton hopelessly missed.

With those available, he created a giant coconut bowling ball and aimed at the two others, and STRIKE!

Then Clam says to himself, "Those bowling classes sure paid off "

Zeton gets crushed by the bowling ball, but Van's cocoon simply gets buried in dirt, making it harder for him to escape.

Knowing that Zeton would break the cocoon, he had more coconuts hovering over BOTH Van and Zeton. Though these coconuts aren't indestructable, they are extremely hard to fire at. In fact, it's almost impossible.

Name: Che Guevara
Style: All.
Source of Energy: Communism
Apparel:
Faction: Cuba
Origin: Rosaria, Argentina
Other: See Above
Clan (Optional): COMECON
Special Abilities: Communism
Weapon of Choice: War

Che joins the battle. He begins to slap Van around with a trout.

Name: Inigo Montoya
Style: Swordplay
Source of Energy: Desire for revenge/Piracy
Apparel:
Faction: Good
Origin: Florin
Other: Amazingly good lookin.
Weapon of Choice: Sword

Inigo uses his special ability on everyone:

Coconut? Redwood trees don't have coconuts...






O Hai Silver. I'm Gold. ~Blasts Che and Clam into Van's cocoon, which breaks open damaging them with darkness, Reminding them Van was in there~
~Also, All of the coconuts fall on Clam's head~

No.

Che recoils with two trout, as well as turning Zeton into a comrade.

NEVAR. ~stabs che and cleaves his spine apart~

Illegal move.
Go Back 3 spaces and report immediately to jail.

Che reassembles his spine and slaps everyone with a trout, and then disappears into the Bolivian Jungle.

Inigo Montoya slices Gold. Gold now has grevious injuries.

I want to see it BURN! ~throws tons of lit gasoline barrels into the jungle after him~

~Picks up Inigo and throws him too~

I also get out of my body and possess another random mortal...

Che reappears with the six fingered man, and hands him over to Inigo.
Inigo thanks him with women and +99 stamina.
Che disappears into the jungle.

What?

You went back into the burning infero that is the jungle?

~watches Che get owned by fire, setting his stamina back to -40~


~absentmindedly blasts Inigo again~

Negatory.
Che resurfaces with the entire jungle full of animals. All the fierce ones attack Zeton.
All the cute ones he keeps for himself.

All the animals are turned to gold instantly, as weak minds bow before me.

Dude.
You know there are cougars in the jungle?

Weak-Minded.

~Taps on gold cougar~

~cougar comes to life, still gold, and eats Che~

No its chill.
You missed.
Responds by taking sword.

I love the view of the fight from Cryptian mountain. Damn I'm glad I teleported outta my cocoon.
So, I begin a storm as make a giant hurricane as it's rains put out the fire that would eventually destroy cryptian.

Can we try to not obliterate and savagly ruin the island this time goldylocks?
Or would your gold butt prefer to see the bottom of the ocean?

I push Van into the water.


I teleport to another planet.

the coconuts over Zeton and Van now barrages the two, and since gold is inedible...gold does not really affect me much (except slows me down a little bit)

Clam then summons a giant tofu ogre, and gets it to attack che, and at the same time, summons a typhoon of blue cheese towards Inigo.

Then Clam makes a large tower made of stale bread (as he lost some energy off of the giant tofu ogre, which was in fact NOT expired, thus he needs more energy for that, compared to expired foods, which he has more ease with)

At the top of the tower, Clam sits still above clouds, and re-energizes himself, while looking at the tofu ogre and typhoon of blue cheese, which shortly died out after getting at Inigo.

In the meantime, Clam ate some chocolate

The coconuts aren't over me... i'm on another planet. ~snipes clam from planet to planet~

Inigo falls into a drunken stupor.

One of my golden cops gives Inigo a ticket for warring whilst drunk.

The fine is his good looks. Bwahahaha.

I grant Clam temporary invincibility, until the 24th of July---

---but in the process whilst giving up some of my power I drown in the water and quickly decompose away without a trace of my body left.

I'll admit i didn't see that coming... ~blasts Che~

My soul wanders just beyond the universe completely unable to do anything until the 24th of July, or in Cryptian the 24th of Julai.
I think to myself. Why'd I let myself die?...

Blue cheese typhoon!

OOO blue cheese! ~grabs some out of the sky and turns it gold~
If you quote this you lose 200 hp.

I suddenly lift my arm out of the ground and pull my body up onto Cryptian.
GuH! worms, maggots and eww! guh... looks at Zeton, slices my sword of Aeons in his direction sending a slice towards zeton that tears the fabric of reality as it goes towards him.

Name: Eos
Style: Close Combat/Supernatural
Source of Energy: The Nether (An other-worldy realm of his making)
Apparel: A black suit without a tie and rolled up sleeves showing japanese style tattoos and black converse.
Faction: Neutral
Origin: Unknown
Other: None
Clan (Optional): None
Special Abilities: (Special ability like a bloodline limit) Able to use his hands to strech into The Nether and bring out other weapons and to slash claw like marks into the air and teleport into The Nether or any place of his choosing including different universes and timelines.
Weapon of Choice: Katanas called Dasmon and Dios

He finds himself on Cryptian Looking around teleports to The Nether and gets himself some Sodi Pop waiting for a battle to ensue.

Looks at Eos.
dude, I like the tattoos. Those japanese? Hey I! He teleported away.
How nice of him. Van says as he looks at the forzen slicing slash right before it destroys Zeton, both frozen because Zeton has yet to make his move.

I step sideways and watch the beam fly past me.

Then i use my gold powers to curve it around me so a void of nonexistence is around me, acting as a shield.

Then i bring Eos' tattoos to life and they slowly poison and kill him.

Also I feel like turning cruel. so... ...I am evil yet my powers are that of gold!