Rules:

So, what you do in this game is, you make a wish, and the person after you finds a way to corrupt it...

Example:
I wish i had a partyhat

As soon as you get your partyhat the wind blows it away and i pick it up =]


So, lets start this!

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I wish Dinty would make a cartoon siggeh...

Dinty hates you

I want this topic to stay alive forever!

This topic sucks and a mod will close it.

I want to die.

Your suicide attempt fails.

I can has recon?

Bungie says no and bans you.

I wish for rocof to live forever.

Rocof died before you made that wish.


I wish I had a cookie.

I ate it, go eat a poptart.

I wish for nothing

you get something......PIE ZOMG

i want to be 1337

your number has been granted to 0000

I wish for NOOOOOOOTHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

And you get something.

Here's an easy one
I wish that we would do good in the Mssw

Sadly that is impossible as I removed RuneCrypts entry

(Not that I'd actually do that!)

I wish my ISP would let me back on the internet.

Your ISP redirects you to a Hardcore Pron site where 10k viruses infect your computer.

I wish I could wish to be flame.

you COULD wish to be flame, but NOW you can't =P



i wish i could make money instantly whenever i needed it and wherever =]

You go bankrupt and poor, live in a cardboard box.

I wish I was a girl

No, I get to be the girl.

I wish that I spontaneously got 50,000$ to get clothes and stuff, and that time would go by faster for my new car

You $50k is in pennies and your car is a lemon.

I wish to be immortal.

you become immortal, but you want to commit suicide, but you can't since your immortal, and you live on your endless life in depression

I wish i was hot

Unfortunately the plastic surgery didn't work so your ugly


I wish I liked pie

You only like pies filled with fecal matters.

I wish I was a prostitute.

You become one, however you only attract clients of the same sex.

I wish my CC debt was paid off.

It gets paid off but you sell your house in the process.

I wish, I was. uhh. A butt face total ugly as hell hooker.

You already are.

I wish my face looked like this

You go for plastic surgery and you end up ugly.
I wish I had $3,000

Granted, but now it's converted to Euros which now makes it 1,956.67

I wish for a My Little Pony toy

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts in your face.

I wish for members on runescape

Granted, but the game shuts down as soon as you get it.
I wish for a new pair of sneakers.

You get a new pair but you can't fit into them
I want to download fifa

You play fifa but the soccerball exploded.


I wish that i can shot web.

unfortunately you're not Spider man.

I wish I can fly!

I broke your wings off. Next time share when i tb

I wish neik was as beautiful as me

Sadly, he dosent want to look like you because you look very ugly.

I wish for oasdpdjpasfjap923482093840eij bfspionfz0-s98 f-098e-rt0[

Granted, but you get oasdpdjpasfjap923482093840eij bfspionfz0-s98 f-098e-rt0] instead of oasdpdjpasfjap923482093840eij bfspionfz0-s98 f-098e-rt0[

I wish for a good night sleep.

You get night terrors.

I wish I were to Epic Fail on a date with a hot Blue eyed, Blond, bombshell of a Playboy bunny.

You Epicly Succeed, you hook up, and she dumps you

I wish Fail was always spelled Phail

Webster changes the spelling but changes it to "Phale".

I wish everyone loved Pepsi like I do.

Everyone starts to drink pepsi. But Coke was just too damn good. So they couldn't. (no offence, i love pepsi but I never buy it )

I wish .

wishes you dead.

I wish I was a roflcopter.

you become an lmaoboat instead

I wish I had an iPod Touch that couldn't break, short circuit, or have anything bad happen to it. Or anything that can possibly harm it besides me touching it, and I could not break it.

It got jacked by gangsters.


I wish i had an allowance

u get an allowance but its 1 cent a month

I wish i had one of those green dot credit cards

You get a maxed out Red Dot Credit card instead.

I wish I was a fish.

But you spelt fish wrong, its g-h-o-t-i.

I wish for $1m

you get 1M in gp in runescape instead

I wish I had a blue phat in rs

Your account instantly got hacked/ modded/ and sold on ebay


I wish i epicly won a 3 story edible gummy bear

you win one but its so epicly edible everyone else eats it first

I wish i could use magic

You can, but you can only cast curses on yourself.

I wish for a wish that doesnt fail.

that wish fails

I wish my friend could afford guthan's

You don't have any friends anymore

I wish for more wishes.

You get -1 Wishes.
You got more, less wishes k?

I wish for nothing.

The sky turns to fire and your nose falls off.

I wish for a better sig. (Like, srsly man)