Here's a simple forum game - rate the joke above you. Please be considerate and sensible, and please don't sprout nonsense. The current rules are as follows:

• Jokes cannot be too short.
• Jokes cannot be too long.
• The punchline has to be worth the length of the joke (please shorten if necessary)
• Jokes cannot be racist themselves, but, for now, the setting, etc, can be based on racial conflict. (Will see how this goes).
• Jokes must be funny .
• Please in your post include 1st)Your rating for the above joke, then 2nd)A line or two of your own, then 3rd) Your joke.
• These rules are subject to change by myself or anybody higher than me.

Ill start, of course:

Three maried men applied to join a secret service. They were trained in combat, taught how to use their gadgets, survival skills, etc. The day of their completed training and commitment to the service came, and the trainer hands each a gun, and says: "To prove yourselves to us to join, you must take these guns and shoot your wives."
The first guy had been married for more than a decade, and he tells the trainer he can't do it. He hands back his gun and leaves.
The second guy had been married for a few years and also tells the trainer he can't do it. He hands back his gun and leaves.
The third guy decides he'll do it - he'll shoot his wife.
He goes into his house with the gun, and an agent from the secret service waits outside.
He hears screams, a gunshot, scrambling, crashing, furniture breaking, glass shattering, high-pitched wails, and then finally silence. When the man emerged, the agent asked him what had gone on in the house.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" he said, "So I had to strangle her."

Yay, 400 posts!

That was pretty hilarious tbh.

I'd give it a 8/10

Here's mine (well not mine, I got it from the interwebz)

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

Hehe... 7/10

Here is mine:

(Warning: Do not read if you're blonde and/or easily get offended, as this is a Dumb Blonde Joke.)




















































(Okay I warned you!!!)

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde was in front of a mirror.

The mirror asked the three girls their opinions.

If any of them lie, they get eaten.

The Brunette said, "I think I'm hot."

The Mirror ate the Brunette.

The Redhead said, "I think I'm smart."

The Mirror ate the Redhead.

The Blonde said, "I think..."

The mirror ate the Blonde.

3/10.

Because I've heard that before, and it isn't such a hilarious joke.

Okay this one is an example of the setting being based on racial blah, etc, but not the joke.
And forget stereotypes here.

An arab and an Israeli are fighting over land.
They decide that instead of fighting, they'll each elect and train a dog to fight for them. They part ways.
Months later they return. The arabs brought a massive bulldog, and the Israeli's brought a poodle.
As soon as the fight begins, the poodle opens it's mouth and eats the bulldog.
The arabs go over the Israeli's and ask what happened.
The Israeli replied:
"You arabs spent thousands of dollars training your bulldog.
We spent thousands of dollars giving plastic surgery to our crocodile."

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