Almost 300 goodwill messages destined for the nearest planet likely to support life outside our solar system were posted within the first hour of website www.HelloFromEarth.net going live this morning.
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There were a few tongue-in-cheek: “Hello, Could you send Elvis back please? My mother is still really upset he went home”; “How is it that you understand English? That's very convenient!” and “Where is Neighbours up to there?”.
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Messages sent this week will arrive in the vicinity of planet Gliese 581d – which is eight times the size of Earth and about 20 light years away (194 trillion kilometres) — around December 2029.

Your call could not be connected, please check the number before trying again. Ha Ha Ha, Hello from Chester Hill, Sydney, Australia, Earth.

Aliens wanted - to act in a movie as Hero. Will be produced in English with free remake rights in your language.. $$$ Please apply NOW $$$ !!!

Beware of the evil Zurg! regards Buzz Lightyear Ps he's not my Dad

Do you have any Updog on your planet?

I would have sent them balls of steel

What are they talking about, 'most likely to support life.' I'm sorry, but what planet would that be exactly? As of yet we have no evidence whatsoever that a known planet outside of our planet harbours life.

All of them.

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"Hello from us. Hey, have you heard of Jesus?
Louise
Mission, Canada"

Clearly, she is trying to destroy their society before they get to us. :|. What a douche.

I would of sent him a banana and bacon and peanut butter sandwich just because Elvis likes banana and bacon and peanut butter sandwiches. I mean who wouldn't?

Probably why he died on the toilet.