Full Version: Im on a farm
Never thought I'd be on a farm
o god you're on a farm higher than mine. gratz
holy shit, is dat sum oak trees?
Now get 60 herblore.
I'm on a farm! I'm on a farm! Everybody look at me 'cuz I'm sailing on a farm!
...Doesn't sound as good as a boat. D:
Congrats nonetheless. I hate farming to death.
...Doesn't sound as good as a boat. D:
Congrats nonetheless. I hate farming to death.
Yes. You should definitely continue farming - grow herbs - to do some herblore.
Grow weed, smoke it every day.
QUOTE(kreotis @ Aug 26 2009, 08:26 PM) 
Grow weed, smoke it every day.
I'm sure Cypress rakes it and drops it on the ground
Stalk him while farming and go smoke a few. 
Congratz man. Get 75. and then aquire 130mil and burn your money on 99 farm with mages+palms.
Dem no oak tree. Dem orange (?) tree. Either way its a tree. 
Didn't you get like 50 five seconds ago?! D: Congrats :]
Didn't you get like 50 five seconds ago?! D: Congrats :]
QUOTE(Sycoarkantos @ Aug 28 2009, 10:01 AM)
Didn't you get like 50 five seconds ago?! D: Congrats :]
Haxx?
Gratz
QUOTE(Broli @ Aug 27 2009, 02:22 AM)
I'm on a farm! I'm on a farm! Everybody look at me 'cuz I'm sailing on a farm!
...Doesn't sound as good as a boat. D:
Congrats nonetheless. I hate farming to death.
Not far enough.
QUOTE(I'm on a farm)
Oh shit, get your rakes ready
It's about to hoe down
Everybody in the place hit the phoronidaing plough
But stay on your motherphoronidaing tractors
We sowing this, let's go
I'm on a farm, I'm on a farm
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm running this here farm
I'm on a farm, I'm on a farm
Take a good hard look
At the tractor-owning farm
I'm on a farm motherphoronida, take a look at me
Hair flowing in the air in my green Landy
Spraying dirt up the panels doesn't cause harm
All the mud for fifteen acres is from my goddamn farm
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a farm, bitch
We drinking fresh milk cause it's warm yet crisp
I got my straw hat and my welly boots
I'm tossing horses, you at work
Straight splitting roots
I'm riding on a deere, doing powerslides and shit
This tractor's flying, people tryin' 'void getting hit
This ain't a plantation but I still don't pay well
I'm on a farm motherphoronida, it's your living hell
I'm on a farm and life's moving sedately
I got a house which most would call stately
I'm the king of the world on a farm like Orwell
If you don't own a farm, I'm never gonna sell
Get the phoronida up, clamber out my dell
Phoronida air, I'm on a farm motherphoronida
Phoronida clouds, I'm walking on earth motherphoronida
I'm on the fields with my boys motherphoronida
The bare animals make noise motherphoronida
Hey Ma, if you could see me now
Arms damn hench pushing my goddamn plough
Gonna grow some weed, get high, never gonna bow
Though selling to kids is making the police row
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a farm
It's a hempy paradise
Milton, look at me, oh all hands on seed
Never thought I'd see the day
When I'm arrested for growing weed
Believe me when I say it's true about prison rapes.
I'm in a prison, I'm in a prison
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm stewing in a cell
I'm in a prison, I'm in a prison
Take a good hard look
At this motherphoronidaing hell.
It's about to hoe down
Everybody in the place hit the phoronidaing plough
But stay on your motherphoronidaing tractors
We sowing this, let's go
I'm on a farm, I'm on a farm
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm running this here farm
I'm on a farm, I'm on a farm
Take a good hard look
At the tractor-owning farm
I'm on a farm motherphoronida, take a look at me
Hair flowing in the air in my green Landy
Spraying dirt up the panels doesn't cause harm
All the mud for fifteen acres is from my goddamn farm
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a farm, bitch
We drinking fresh milk cause it's warm yet crisp
I got my straw hat and my welly boots
I'm tossing horses, you at work
Straight splitting roots
I'm riding on a deere, doing powerslides and shit
This tractor's flying, people tryin' 'void getting hit
This ain't a plantation but I still don't pay well
I'm on a farm motherphoronida, it's your living hell
I'm on a farm and life's moving sedately
I got a house which most would call stately
I'm the king of the world on a farm like Orwell
If you don't own a farm, I'm never gonna sell
Get the phoronida up, clamber out my dell
Phoronida air, I'm on a farm motherphoronida
Phoronida clouds, I'm walking on earth motherphoronida
I'm on the fields with my boys motherphoronida
The bare animals make noise motherphoronida
Hey Ma, if you could see me now
Arms damn hench pushing my goddamn plough
Gonna grow some weed, get high, never gonna bow
Though selling to kids is making the police row
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a farm
It's a hempy paradise
Milton, look at me, oh all hands on seed
Never thought I'd see the day
When I'm arrested for growing weed
Believe me when I say it's true about prison rapes.
I'm in a prison, I'm in a prison
Everybody look at me
Cause I'm stewing in a cell
I'm in a prison, I'm in a prison
Take a good hard look
At this motherphoronidaing hell.
For legal purposes, not all farmers grow weed in the middle of their corn fields and not all farmers are drug dealers.
hahahaahaaaaaaa
Rob, I'm going to go 'out there' and ask where the hell you found that. 
Phoronida trees I grow weed motherPhoronidaer.
QUOTE(Benjy @ Aug 29 2009, 04:27 PM)
Rob, I'm going to go 'out there' and ask where the hell you found that.
I wrote it. 20 minutes well spent I feel.
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