Holy Phoronida, it's finally here. In this thread we will discuss how awesome Belgium is.



Holy shit just look at this flag. It's so Phoronidaing perfect your eyes are falling out. H-o-l-y Phoronida.



Thought that was pretty damn awesome? Well here is some of our bloody goddamn amazing food, we got waffles 'n' Phoronidaing chocolate and whatever the hell you want to digest, shit yes. You ain't seen something like this ever before, Hippy.




And just motherPhoronidaing look at this European capital. You have some nice little towns eh? Phoronida you, this is how a city is supposed to be. Just goddamn look at it. Man, just walk through this city and the Hippy will just jump you, and you'll Phoronida Hippy Hippy Phoronida Phoronida Phoronida.




Look at this hipster. He's so bloody amazing. Think he looks like a vampire? He is a vampire. You wanna enter our kickass country? He'll bite your Phoronidaing head off, like a goddamn Phoronidaing pro. You ain't coming near our riches.




O god is that some economy? Shit yes it is. Just look at this motherPhoronidaing bank HQ. It's bloody enormous. Man, our cash is so cash.





Look at this flag. Not only is it another awesome flag, but it's the flag of BELGIAN CONGO. That's right, we owned 1/10 of Africa. O god just look at this colony, it's so Phoronidaing awesome. Didn't produce enough rubber? Get your goddamn hands chopped off.

JUST GIVE UP.

The only good thing about Belgium is waffles.

I like the pic of the chocolate, notice the branding, Alpia, which is actually from Switzerland GERMANY. Why must you belgians always steal everything. Like you stole our languange, as well as France's and Germany's languange. WHY??????

We'll Phoronidaing buy it.

No, it tastes like crap. I prefer Swiss chocolate. (AND ESPECIALLY NOT BELGIAN CHOCOLATE)

Belgium seems like a nice place. Those waffles like so Phoronidaing good.

See this?

That's Spain winning by 5-0 against Belgium.

Blegium has been said to be the worlds most boring country.

Côte d'Or and Guylian. That is all.

Hi.

BELGIUM

is win

This topic is making me hungry.

Lol

You'd think so, but you'd be wrong.

Belgium is top on my list of countries to visit, well, a close second right after Australia. Dem aussiez know how to do it rite.

she looks like a girl I know...

+ 1,000,000


Holy shit just look at this flag. It's so Phoronidaing perfect your eyes are falling out. H-o-l-y Phoronida.


Thought that was pretty flamin' awesome mate? Well here is some of our bloody goddamn amazing food. Struth, we've got beer 'n' Phoronidaing kangaroos and whatever the hell you want to shove on the barbie. Shit yes. You ain't seen something like this ever before, Belgian.




Fairdinkum mates! Just look at these flamin' cute little roo's! Gotta chuck this in there for smiles

balls

When Britain first, at heaven's command,
Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main,
Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main,
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian A-a-angels sang this strain:

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee,
Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall,
Must in, must in, must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall,
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free,
The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all.

Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.
Rule Britannia!
Britannia rule the waves.
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

Belgium. Ignoring history since 1830. To all you haters out there.

Oh god I lol'd.

But you didn't lol at the fact that Belgian was a neutral country?

Oh don't get me wrong, I laughed at the entire thing, but the notion of a Belgian Empire made me laugh the most.

I laughed the most that Tim posting this suggested that somewhere in his country there are people actually proud of being Belgian.

That's like being proud of being a leper.

It's more like being proud of being a Pedophile. Then again, a lot of Belgians actually are Pedophiles.

Just look at that flag.

See this?

That's Belgium losing to Armania by 2-1.

We Phoronidaing scored. Damn we're pro.

That one fan was hardcore. He has my respect.

You can delete your own messages.

Belgium has some quality "L"ucy , Lucy in the sky with diamonds that is

Lol, the yellow banana had too much or too little.

This thread needs more waffles

nd wot r u basin dis on?

The lack of waffles in the immediate vicinity.