I need something epic. I mean really epic.

This is how epic:

I want

A guy

Who is badass with torn clothes and flowing blonde hair and a badass beard

Facing away from the POV

On a small wooden boat (like a 1 man wooden raft)

Standing up

Holding something metal (like a sword) up towards the sky

There is a huge storm with bad ass motherPhoronidaing waves [huge] and clouds

There will be lots of lightning from all different directions striking the metal thing

The lightning will be concentrating into one beam of awesomeness

Aimed at a giant sea serpent (facing towards the POV looking at the guy with it's badass fangs)

The serpent is green and has a long tongue and is pissed

To get an idea of how long and huge this thing is it will have other sections of it poking above the water

It looks like the guy is about to win with his awesome lightning attack

What a beast that guy is.



So what do you think? Most epic picture eva?
This, if done right, I think so.

No.

Here is probably the best you will get.

frown.

For an image manipulation that's a few hours' work... making from scratch will take much more ><

I kinda like the concept so I might make it into an lp and get you a crop.

Oddly this did come out of my epic shit collection. You can use your imagination for the rest.

Who is badass with torn clothes and flowing blonde hair and a badass beard (Even better with no clothes)

Facing away from the POV (Check)

On a small wooden boat (Toilet count?)

Standing up (Can we make an exception?)

Holding something metal (like a sword) up towards the sky (Toilet Handle - Check)

There is a huge storm with bad ass motherPhoronidaing waves [huge] and clouds (There is a storm in that toilet)

There will be lots of lightning from all different directions striking the metal thing (We will need to count on the wall paper design for that)

The lightning will be concentrating into one beam of awesomeness (Check last comment)

Aimed at a giant sea serpent (there is a giant sea serpent in the toilet)

The serpent is green and has a long tongue and is pissed (He mus have eaten something nasty)

To get an idea of how long and huge this thing is it will have other sections of it poking above the water (Check inside the toilet)

It looks like the guy is about to win with his awesome lightning attack (And he goes for the roll of toilet paper)

LOL